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Dec 5, 2023

A HOLIDAY GIFT "GUYD" THAT DOESN'T SUCK

The key to gift giving is to choose something unique and useful that suits the other person… preferably something tha...

Nov 20, 2023

LAST-MINUTE BADASS THANKSGIVING DISHES

We've cooked up some simple, badass recipes that will not only taste delicious but make it seem like you actually give a shit.

Oct 18, 2023

The Hocus Pocus to Putting Sobriety in Focus

We're in luck that sober rhymes with October because this month brings us Halloween, a festive occasion, although, of...
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