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Dec 5, 2023
A HOLIDAY GIFT "GUYD" THAT DOESN'T SUCK
The key to gift giving is to choose something unique and useful that suits the other person… preferably something tha...
Nov 20, 2023
LAST-MINUTE BADASS THANKSGIVING DISHES
We've cooked up some simple, badass recipes that will not only taste delicious but make it seem like you actually give a shit.
Oct 18, 2023
The Hocus Pocus to Putting Sobriety in Focus
We're in luck that sober rhymes with October because this month brings us Halloween, a festive occasion, although, of...